The City of Tulsa is great...for Max to poop on!

My dog is so fucking rad.

I Love the Interweb

Your chick loves enormous male aggregate but the problem is that you have small one.

Do not worry! You have amazing chance to solve this trouble.

Now you can enlarge your male aggregate length.

You'll be a king of bed sure enough.

This is an email I got in my spam mailbox (thanks, Gmail!) with the heading, "Enlarge your shlong and you will popular among wives!" "Enormous male aggregate," is my favorite part. I had no idea my wiener was the sum of all wieners. If that was the case, I certainly wouldn't have need to enlarge my shlong. In fact, I would need an aggregate reduction, as arousal would certainly kill me.

I Voted for the Black Guy

Super Tuesday! Holy shit! I was the 319th person to vote at my precinct. I didn't go vote until almost 7 o'clock, so it must be small or apathetic. My guy didn't carry the mediocre state of Oklahoma, but he is doing fairly well otherwise - but not as good as that snarky bitch.

On the other hand, my team did win the Super Bowl. The Giants were my team because I hate the Patriots so much. They were so cocky going into the Super Bowl, even printing up 19-0 clothing and such. I guess they can cross it out and write in 18-1, but that one loss is in the only game that matters. I guess there will be a bunch of kids in Africa wearing 19-0 Patriots tee shirts.

I don't really do anything cool enough to write about, and Max hasn't done anything particularly cute lately.