26 January 2008
Holy Shit, Its National Peanut Brittle Day
Crap, to have bronchitis on National Peanut Brittle Day. I didn't know peanut brittle was popular enough to warrant having a stupid, made up holiday. It also happens that this week in January is World Leprosy Week. I guess this is the time when I should feel bad about claiming to have leprosy whenever I get sick. But, let's face it, I'm not gonna.
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A web log! Hooray!
Sorry I never responded to your text, I was busy this weekend at my brother's bachelor party. I have catchering up to do with your new webby log.
Aaron asked me how to find strippers. So I told him, at length, and then he just went to a strip club. I think.
The guy whose house we were at had ordered strippers once and they robbed him. So unfortunately it was not an option.
Yes, strippers are a shady breed. I am curious to know how they robbed your brother's friend though. Did they strip first and then rob? Or was it more of a show up with guns in hand kind of deal? I guess my question is really, did the strippers have guns hidden in their vaginas?
The fantastic story as this fellow told it: They had male escorts (pimps i guess) with them who actually did the robbing. After they got kicked out, the male escorts came back with friends and threatened to beat the shit out of the strippers and blame it on the partiers. They got a gun in their face for this and then left.
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