My Indian Snow Dance Worked, Apparently

I bring you this post from the midst of an apocalyptic blizzard! Well, actually it's just a snow storm, but it is snowing pretty hard. Not even a wintery mix like we usually get, genuine snow. Fortunately it has been like 60 degrees for the last week and the fiendish snow melts as soon as it hits the ground. Although it seems like it plans on snowing all day, so I imagine it will start to stick and then I can play in it.

As much as I like it snowing (I feel like I have been rewarded for my patience with the cold weather with something fun) Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome hates it. I tried to take him out in it a few times and first he tries to hide under the stairs leading up from my front porch (I generously apply the term 'front porch' here) and once I carry him down to the common yard area he shoots me a look that shows both his contempt for moisture of any kind and his desire for me to carry him back upstairs. Then he promptly shits on the floor. He is being a douche bag.